~plaidNinja

I just read Naruto 397.... I just won my bet.

Itachi isn't all sorts of evil! even if he's somewhat maniacle...

Level 1
(x ) said LOL out loud
( x) forgotten your own age
( x) tried to lick your elbow

SO FAR: 3

Level 2
( ) said the wrong name in bed
( ) had unprotected sex
( ) hurt yourself sexing
( ) sexed yourself hurting
*wtf?!*
SO FAR: 3

Level 3
( x) Licked your toe
(x ) Licked a frozen pole
( ) Licked a dog bone
( ) Licked a dog

SO FAR:5

Level 4
(x ) drank old milk
( ) drank milk right from a cow *eww!*
( ) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over

SO FAR:6

Level 5
( x) Eaten bugs
( ) Eaten garbage
( x) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
( ) Eaten a booger

SO FAR:8

Level 6
(x ) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
(x ) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
( ) Driven in a 7 seater van by youself
( x) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3
( x) Driven yourself home to the wrong house

SO FAR:12

Level 7
(x ) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
(x ) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
(x ) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
(x ) Put salt in your coffee
(x ) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from

SO FAR:17

Level 8
( ) Jumped over a car
(x ) Jumped out of a moving car
(x ) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
( ) Jumped off a bridge
(x ) Jumped off your house

SO far: 20

Level 10
(x ) Forgot where you live
( x) Forgot your own birthday
(x ) Forgot to zip up in the morning

SO FAR: 23

Level 11
( x) Walked into a Pole
(x ) Walked into a Wall
( x) Walked into someone
(x ) Walked into a parked car

SO FAR:27

Level 12
( x) Won A Burping contest
( ) Burped the alphabet
( x) Burped just to break the silence
(x ) Burped too hard and threw up

SO FAR: 28

Level 13
(x ) Eaten a whole bag of chips
(x ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( x) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice

SO FAR : 31

Level 14
(x ) Caught picking your nose
( ) Caught going to the bathroom outside
( x) Caught with your pants down
( ) Caught having sex
(x ) Caught sexing yourself

SO FAR: 34

Level 15
(x ) Shoved something up your nose
(x ) Picked your nose and studied what came out
(x ) Picked your nose till it bled
( x) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
(xxx ) Blew your nose so goddamm hard your whole body hurt

SO FAR: 41

Level
(x ) Told a lie
( x) Been caught in a lie
( x) Lied to cover a lie
(x ) Lied to cover your ass
(wtf…im a chick ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop

SO FAR: 45

Level 17
(x ) Laughed at someone in pain
(x ) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
( x) Laughed at a funeral
( x) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

SO FAR: 49

Level 18
( x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Beleived in Santa past the age of 8
( ) Beleived your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
(x ) Beleived you were never too old for trick or treating

SO FAR:51

Level 19
( x fuck yu) Threw a party for yourself
( ) Threw a ball at yourself
(x ) Threw up on yourself
( ) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch
(x ) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face

SO FAR: 54

Level 20
( x) Pretended to know what you are doing
( x) Pretended you were hot shit
( x) Pretended you werent listening
( x) Pretended you were Spiderman

SO FAR: 58

Level 22
( x) Fell on the sidewalk
( x) Fell down the stairs
( xxx) Fell UP the stairs
( x) went Sledding down the stairs

SO FAR: 64

Level 23
(x ) Tried to do a real cool backflip
(x ) and busted your ass
(x ) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
(x ) and didnt lift your feet, retard

SO FAR: 68

Level 24
( ) Ate food that you just kinda found
( ) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
( ) Ate something nasty to get a laugh
( ) Cried when no one laughed

SO FAR: 68

Level 25
(x ) Cried when you hurt yourself
( ) Cried when you didnt get your way
( ) Cried over spilled milk
( ) Cried after sex

SO FAR: 69 ^^

Level 26
(x ) Gone swimming naked
(x ) Gone swimming in a strangers pool
(x ) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
( ) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
(x I was 3 ) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ

SO FAR:73

Level 27
(x ) rode a Pony
( ) rode a Donkey
( ) rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome racecar
( x) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
(x ) rode the dog

SO FAR: 76

Level 28
(x ) Locked yourself out of your house
(x ) Locked yourself out of your car
(x ) Locked yourslef IN the car
(x ) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
(x ) Tangled yourself up in a rope
(x ) Tangled yourself up in a hose
( ) Locked yourslef in the trunk WITH the keys

SO FAR: 82

Level 29
(x ) over-cooked a fancy meal
( x) over-cooked the EasyMAC
(x ) over-cooked a pop-tart
(x ) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
(x ) over-cooked yourself at the beach

SO FAR: 87

Level 31
(x ) Bitten plastic fruit
( x) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
( x) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
( x) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(x ) Overcompensated en extra step in the stairs that wasnt there

SO FAR: 92

Level 32
( x) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(x ) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-verca
( ) Shaved your eyebeows
( ) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! sweet irony

TOTAL: 94
Repost this with the title:
I've Done ___ of the 120 stupidest things


There hows that for STOOPID

no not really. it's actually very rough an callused.

jk.


so eyah...I really don't know how long I've been away from the internet, but I'm gonna rot your mind with a pointless update from point A to point B.

I've discovered I don't like little amish girls, they really annoy me.
the story: My mom decided we were gonna check out the tornado damage in Winsor on monday, so I was like 'kay, wahtever. I'm bringing 'ELDEST' (the book I've been reading, which kicks ass). I ended up getting the worst migrain I've had in a while that day and it made my trip suck because I WAS IN PAIN and I'm grumpy when I'm in pain. Well, My mom decided to make a pit stop at this gas station...she needed to use the bathroom, as did I, so eyah...
while we were in there, these girls decided to harass us because my mom was taking too long, I was thinking it was maybe some stupid bitch-ass latina girls (who are notorious for causing trouble in my area) so my mom made me shut my yap untill we left. Starting fights with mexican chicks is like taking the red pill and the white pill while drinking a bottle of teqilla. Not smart...So we got out of there and the very moment we did I regretted not cussing them out.
Description: two rail-thin blondies a head shorter than me with faces like donkeys. and their clothes made me wanna puke, typical amish shit, ya know.

Anyway, I came very close to punching the nearest one in the face untill my mom clenched my arm and dragged me away. What pissed me off more is that the cashier knew waht was happening to us and did nothing. What pissed me off even MORE is the two amish sluts told their escort to "go over to her and punch her in the face".......... ...........?

what the fuck? arent amish people supposed to be religious? religious people (excluding me) arent supposed to egg on others to punch people in the face, believe it or not, it's against christianity...or it's supposed to be, anyway.

the whole thing ruined my day. If you know me personally, you know I don't take kindly to threats, idle or otherwise.
God, not even dinner at Johnson's Corner cheered me up, and the weather sucked too...it was rainy all day which meant no hiking or other forms of outdoor amusement on memorial day.


In other news, my friends graduated on saturday! YAAY! I'm so happy for them! I guess no one had a party afterwards, though...unless Mary is throwing one this saturday...
which means I'll have to split up my day between Mary's and Micah's parties...crap.
Anyway, it was a good day. it wasn't too windy and it wasnt too hot, you could wear a sweater and be totally comftorable. everyone was happy 'n stuff.

I HAVE A NEW NAME FOR WHORES. it is 'whorina'. I adopted it from my mom, who adopted it from this gay dude she used to work for at Foley's. its so cute.

I've been reading a book called "Eldest"....which kicks ass. Christopher Paolini kicks ass....and he's good looking...
if you know me, you know I love dragons, so a good looking guy writing about dragons is like candy....or a really good liquor.
Or like sex....'cept I wouldn't really know...but I can imagine *blushes*
AND ALSO....I like the character Murtagh...he's my new fandom <333



soo eayh....that's my life so far...

"You don't know Jack Schitt"
Now you'll know the rest of the story:


Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came two sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daugters Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of baby Schitt.

So now you really do know Jack Schitt!



(a/n; forgive me world)

ok...so I've been absent from life on the internet for, like, ever, so here's a summary of my life from the two/three weeks; I got an extremely bad cold...the kind that makes you pass out. had it for four days, fifth days' today. it sucks because all I can do is lay in bed pondering with my delirious mind the concepts for my doujinshii...I wrote some of them down and, waelll...ther's a reason why people take sick days. I'ts because you end up with crazy-ass shit....this crazy-ass shit will not be used in my doujinshii.

second off; today I finally qualified for a state ID, now I'll be able to buy much liquor with waht little monies I have. but I didn't have the monies to buy an ID today....so I have to wait untill I can come up with $15. yippee.

third; I HAVE TWO NEW BABY BIRDS!!! I didn't even know my bird Kiki had laid them. so now I get to name more lovechilds from my whores!

fourth; all good things died today. I saw my dad in downtown Denver. I looked right at him...he didn't even know who I was, nor recognised me. I didnt' say hello to him.....my mom almost spraypainted "ASSHOLE" on his car. with him in it. and a cop around the corner...I love my mom.



so yeah, 'xept the baby birds....my life is hell...I would kill myself, but funerals cost over $6,000 and I'm not enough of an asshole to put my mom through that kind of debt.